Saturday, December 22, 2018

Disney World 2018: Lessons Learned

It's been about 2 1/2 weeks since our return from the most recent trip to Walt Disney World, and I think I'm finally ready to talk about it. No, that's not a sigh of exasperation you heard; it was a moment of hesitation so I can reflect on what I'm planning to write in this post. Patrick and I are both still very tired from the trip - not necessarily from the physical exertion but moreso the sensory overload we endured while in Florida. We had a lot of new experiences on this trip and with that came a lot of new lessons and I would be remiss if I didn't pass those along to my friends and family.

I'm planning to share some reviews, as well, but this post will serve as my general overview of the trip. I'll also provide a heads up on our plans for the next few trips so we can benchmark how close we hit the mark when we actually book those trips.

Things We Learned

  • Early December is a pretty good time to visit.
    • The weather is cooler, the holiday decor is breathtaking, and the crowds are somewhat lighter, but the cast members seemed to be crankier. Maybe they are dreading the upcoming holiday season?
Gingerbread display at Contemporary Resort
  • Wait times posted for attractions are almost always 2x longer than the actual wait time.
    • We waited in more lines this trip than any other trip we've taken. We couldn't get fastpasses for the new Slinky Dog Dash so we waited til 15 minutes before park closing and hopped in line. The first thing I noticed was that the posted wait time was 95 minutes, but I saw that same wait time posted earlier in the day when the line was much, much longer. I noted the time on my watch and checked again before we boarded the ride - we had only waited for 40 minutes.
    • Other examples: Posted wait time for Na'vi River Journey was 65 minutes and we waited 35 minutes; posted wait time for Tower of Terror was 60 minutes and we waited 25 minutes.
Slinky Dog Dash in Toy Story Land
  • Sometimes the hype for new lands/attractions/experiences is overblown.
    • Everything I read about Toy Story Land hyped up the space (14 acres...later downgraded to 11 acres?) but it felt like a teeny, tiny dead end in the park. 
    • The "UP! A Great Bird Adventure Show" is "Flights of Wonder" with Up characters. I'm not trying to be a buzzkill on this one but it's really no different to me.
Statues of Russell and Dug in front of the UP! A Great Bird Adventure Show
  • The fastest table-service meal is at park closing.
    • We had a 9:25 reservation at Via Napoli - we were the last guests to be seated! - and I've never been so promptly watched after in all of my meals at Disney. Our food was still very good, it just happened to arrive at our table in a fraction of the time that it normally would. Also, the late reservation permitted us an intimate walk through World Showcase without all of the crowds.
The deserted Germany pavilion after park closing
  • First class can be worth the price.
    • As Patrick said many times throughout the trip, he really was hoping first class would be terrible so we wouldn't want to pay the money to book it every time. Unfortunately (fortunately?) he was wrong. We enjoyed every leg of the flight and will definitely be looking for more first class deals. We paid $650/person roundtrip on American Airlines; I don't think we'd pay over $1000/person but it's definitely worth the extra cost if we can catch it on sale.
First class breakfast on American Airlines
  • Some things are better purchased off-property.
    • This isn't a new lesson but we found something new to add to the list: branded ponchos from an Orlando Walgreens will cost you $5.99 for adult sizes but they are very sturdy and will last for several trips to come. Plus, they are big enough to cover me (a solidly plus-sized gal) and our backpack without any leaks or discomfort!
Staying dry while waiting for the Candlelight Processional to start
  • New underwear, socks, and metatarsal pads are a MUST before any trip.
    • Thought socks and underwear were a Christmas tradition? Think again! We picked up some new undies and Hanes FreshIQ cooling socks for Patrick, and he ended each day feeling much more refreshed (and less sweaty!) than on other trips. He says the new elasticity on the underwear and the cooling technology on the socks were lifesavers. Also, we both ordered metatarsal pads from Amazon and they were worth their weight in gold. I usually get blisters on the backs of my feet and Patrick gets blisters on the balls of his feet; I am happy to report that we both returned home with zero blisters this trip!
  • Split stays aren't so bad.
    • We were slightly dreading the split-stay because we thought it might disrupt our trip too much to move between properties, but it was actually quite nice to have a change of scenery and experience something new. We will probably continue to book split-stays for the foreseeable future as we think about our next DVC points purchase.
  • DVC discounts are AMAZING.
    • We saved about $300 on dining and souvenirs using our DVC discounts at restaurants and gift shops. That 20% discount really added up!
So what's next, you might ask? Well 2019 is a very exciting year with the opening of Star Wars Galaxy's Edge and we have a lot of unknowns to uncover. It's customary for Disney to offer DVC previews of the new expansion lands before they open to the public, so we'll be keeping our eyes peeled for those options. If we get a DVC preview (at either Disneyland or Disney World, or both) then we'll be making quick 2-3 day trips to see them. 

The future entrance to Star Wars Galaxy's Edge in Hollywood Studios

Aside from Star Wars Galaxy's Edge previews, we're planning our next Disney World vacation in mid-January 2020 for even cooler weather and a chance to visit the Epcot International Festival of the Arts. We'll likely plan this trip with a split-stay at Polynesian and Beach Club resorts so that we can be closer to the action at Hollywood Studios. More details to come!


Sunday, October 7, 2018

WDW Trip Update 2018

Howdy, folks! I'm finding it more difficult to carve out time for the blog these days, but I'm hoping that will change with our upcoming trip. Our last Disney trip was May 2017 - which feels like AGES ago! But life has pitched us some pretty crazy curve balls the past 18 months so I can't complain about the lack of vacations. I'll give a trip update in this post and I think you'll agree that it's totally worth the wait!

As with most Disney trips, our original plans have changed about a hundred times. If you didn't see the last blog post then don't bother going back to read it (unless you really want, of course!) Our dining plans have changed quite a bit, our park days have changed, and even our resort plans are different. As of today, actually, Disney Vacation Club notified us that we had been granted our waitlist request for the Animal Kingdom Lodge (AKL) savanna-view room so we gave up our Deluxe Studio Preferred room at Saratoga Springs (SSR). I can't say I'm too upset about this change - after all, AKL was our first choice for the split stay - but I will be looking forward to a SSR visit in future trips.

Savanna View at Animal Kingdom Lodge (photo courtesy of Disney Parks)


After all that's been upended, here's where we stand with our next trip...

Dates: November 28 - December 4

Where: Polynesian Village Resort (November 28 - December 1) and Animal Kingdom Lodge (December 1 - December 4)

Quick Itineraries:

  • Nov 28 arrive in Orlando at 4:30pm, dinner at Ohana
  • Nov 29 brunch at The Wave, gingerbread house monorail tour, resort day at Polynesian, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party at Magic Kingdom 4pm to midnight
  • Nov 30 (Hollywood Studios) Hollywood Brown Derby lunch 
  • Dec 1 brunch at Kona Cafe, checkout at Polynesian, head offsite to Disney's Character Warehouse, spend the afternoon at Disney Springs (snack at the Daily Poutine, Star Wars 4D experience at The Void, annual Christmas ornament shopping, and Christmas tree trail), dinner at Sanaa
  • Dec 2 (Animal Kingdom) 
  • Dec 3 (Epcot) Nine Dragons lunch for candelight processional package, International Festival of the Holidays, Candelight Processional, Via Napoli dinner
  • Dec 4 brunch at Boma, depart Orlando at 3:45pm
A quick note about the reservation process; we spent several months tracking airfare and had our hearts set on nonstop flights on Alaska Airlines. Unfortunately, the prices never dropped below $650/each so we started looking outside of our original search parameters. On a whim, we checked American Airlines and found first class tickets with one stop both ways for about $600/each! I'll keep tracking these trends for future trips but we're pretty excited to experience first class and to have meals provided on those long trips across the country. As a quick reminder, this is our first trip during the holiday season so that may be the reason for the expensive airfare. If the parks are decently slow then I'll probably consider paying these prices year after year as the tradeoff for empty park days would be totally worth the cost! TBD


Thursday, May 31, 2018

A Little of This and a Little of That

So much has happened in the last two months that I feel it's time for an update! With the trip to Disneyland Paris packed up in my memories, I'm now looking ahead to future vacations and can't believe that it's only SIX MONTHS away from our annual Disney World celebration! And anyone that is Disney World-savvy knows that six months means dining reservations! I'll be doing the early morning dance tomorrow to snag our dining plans but this year is light for requests so I think it should be pretty easy.

Before we get into those details, I'm excited to share with everyone that we are closing soon on a beautiful new construction home south of Seattle and will be moving in less than a month. Having moved from Missouri to Washington, our yearly Disney plans may change slightly and I'm interested to see how this will affect past posts that I've made about budgeting for Disney and snagging travel deals. For example, we're finally near a major airport and don't have access to the economy airlines like Allegiant. Also, we're starting to value non-stop flights over connecting flights and looking for deals to satisfy that requirement is incredibly difficult. I'll pass along any tips and tricks I find as we navigate this new experience and hopefully my pain will be your gain. We would like to make Disneyland an annual trip now that we're on the west coast, too, so you may see more posts about those parks - especially when Star Wars Galaxy's Edge opens!

Looking ahead, here's what we've got lined up for our next Disney World trip...

When: November 28 - December 4
Where: DVC deluxe studios at Polynesian (11/28 to 12/1) and Saratoga Springs (12/1 to 12/4)
Special Events: Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and Epcot's Festival of the Holidays/Candlelight Processional

Disney's Polynesian Resort (photo courtesy of Disney)

Disney's Saratoga Springs Resort (photo courtesy of Disney)

This will be a trip of many 'firsts' at Disney World - first holiday experience, first DVC stay, first time visiting in early winter, and first vacation totaling less than 7 days. I hope we will have enough time to enjoy everything!

Here's what we're thinking for ADRs (advance dining reservations):

11/28 - Ohana dinner at Polynesian Resort
11/29 - Wave of American Flavors brunch at Contemporary Resort
11/30 - Tutto Italia lunch at Epcot
12/1 - Kona Cafe brunch at Polynesian Resort and Homecomin' dinner at Disney Springs
12/4 - The Edison lunch at Disney Springs

All other dates/meals not listed will be quick service, which is yet another 'first' for us because we usually try to schedule a table service meal each day. It's not an effort to be frugal - we're just excited for some of the new quick service options in the parks! Satu'li Canteen in Animal Kingdom's Pandora expansion and Woody's Lunch Box in Hollywood Studios' new Toy Story Land are just two of the additions we can't wait to try!

Have you been to the parks recently? Do you have any suggestions for quick service meals? I would love to hear them! Leave a comment below! And wish me luck with getting these dining reservations tomorrow :)

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Disneyland Paris Day Trip Review


I had the opportunity to visit Disneyland Paris as a personal side excursion while on a business trip last month and it was nothing short of magical! Full disclosure, I did NOT plan my day at the park (due to lack of notice and too many things to prepare in a short period of time) and it definitely impacted my experience. This post will provide an overview of the visit, general lodging/transportation info for the surrounding area, and what I will do differently next time.

First, Paris is E-X-P-E-N-S-I-V-E!! You're probably thinking I'm a dummy for stating the obvious, but I really had no idea how much $$$ it would be until I was shelling out 35 Euros to catch a 15-minute train ride to the airport. If you're thinking of visiting Paris - and more specifically, Disneyland - do yourself a favor and get as much of the financial planning figured out as you can! Don't let the sticker shock be your lingering memory.



I only had 24 hours in Paris so I had to make it count. I was traveling from London and would have loved to take the Eurostar train but it was far more expensive than flying - at least $100 more. Definitely check both options if you have more than four weeks of notice for your trip because I think the train would be a lovely experience. My airfare was purchased with Air France and their service was fantastic; they provided ample snacks for the short flights (both ways) and didn't skimp on the pleasantries. Transportation from Charles de Gaulle (CDG) airport is a bit of an issue; we took a cab from the airport to our hotel about 20 miles away and the total cost was over 60 Euros. There are a couple of train options, one of which I mentioned above - the TGV; you can also take the RER train, which I've heard is cheaper but may not go to the exact destination that is required. I don't have experience with the RER train from the airport but you can check the Disney Tourist Blog for his input.

We stayed offsite in an aptly titled "aparthotel", which is a lot like a studio apartment. There is a bathroom, sitting area, separate bedroom, dining, and small kitchen. The cost was about $98USD for one weekend night and the room could sleep four people comfortably. It wasn't fancy, but it was practical and clean. The front desk is only staffed for about 10-12 hours a day and the after-hours check-in is super easy to use. I felt very safe in this location and wouldn't hesitate to stay here again. If interested, check out the Sejours et Affaires Serris Rive Gauche. It's very close to the Val d'Europe RER A line, which is just one stop away from Disneyland. If you search for any location within 1/2 mile of this train station then you'll probably be fine.



My traveling companion is a military spouse and Disneyland had no issue with providing a fantastic military discount - it's normally 99EUR per day for a ticket for one park but we secured 2-day 2-parks for 75EUR each. Snag this discount if you can get it! One military ID will work to get tickets for up to four people.

The Disneyland resort is divided into two parks: Parc Disneyland and Walt Disney Studios park. The first thing I noticed about Parc Disneyland is that it felt HUGE. It took quite a while to walk between lands, which meant that the crowds weren't noticeable until I needed 1) a bathroom, 2) food, or 3) to wait in line for a ride. Food was especially difficult to obtain because most kiosks and quick-service restaurants in the park appeared to be closed before 11am. I finally found a kiosk near Adventureland that sold donuts but at 10:30am he told me that I was his first customer of the day. If I could go back, I would have carried a granola bar into the park with me or taken advantage of the breakfast provided at the hotel.

Lunch was an equally unruly beast because it seemed like most park attendees flocked to the restaurants at 11:30am - and this was different than the US parks because Paris is not well-suited for food lines. There were only a couple of cashiers at each location and the wait in line was just as long as the wait for some attractions! We hadn't made dining reservations before the trip but I really wish I had. We tried securing last-minute reservations at table-service restaurants and were told it would be a couple of hours before they could get us in (totally understand, didn't expect them to have same-day openings at all.) We actually turned to Disney Village (Paris' version of Downtown Disney) and waited about 20 minutes for a table at Planet Hollywood. In a word - gross. Definitely don't wait for a meal here, in fact, you can probably avoid this option completely. The service is terrible and the food is only sub-par. The most disgusting part of the restaurant is the bathroom, which looked and smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for weeks. If I had to make a recommendation, I would probably point someone in the direction Earl of Sandwich or Rainforest Cafe in Disney Village.

The attractions are pretty great although we were only able to experience Pirates of the Caribbean, Ratatouille, and Tower of Terror because most other options were either down for refurbishment or were intermittently available that day due to maintenance issues. However, there were a lot of other fun side experiences in the parks that I really hope the US parks will adopt. Most notably, the Alice in Wonderland hedge maze is so cute! It's a lot of fun for both kids and adults and there are several opportunities for photos.



Ratatouille is hands-down my favorite unique attraction at Disneyland Paris and I would return if only to experience this ride again. The exit from the ride also featured glimpses into the Bistrot Chez Remy restaurant and it's definitely now on my bucket list! Speaking of food, there weren't many interesting snacks in the parks but we snagged a 25th anniversary candy apple and it was probably the best candy apple I've ever had!




Souvenirs were also somewhat difficult to find, especially unique items branded with the Disneyland Paris logo. They seem to have a shortage of t-shirt prints compared to the US parks and they don't have much Star Wars gear at all despite the store being completely packed with shoppers. I settled for an R2-D2 Disneyland Paris mug for my husband and a Christmas ornament and magnet for myself.

Lastly, I'll end on the language barrier. I didn't meet any person, cast member or otherwise, that could not speak English. Some of the spoken directions on the trains and other locations were in French but most people were happy to accommodate English. If you're learning or familiar with French, like myself, then you may find it a fun learning experience to test your knowledge and find your way around the parks.

In summary, I had a blast at Disneyland Paris! It's a beautiful park with a lot of interesting nuances and I will definitely return. I wish I had planned my meals and transportation in advance but I don't have a single regret about the experience.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Special Diets at Disney

Falafel from Mr. Kamal's (Animal Kingdom)


This post is returning to my favorite topic: FOOD! We all need it to survive, but that doesn't mean it's an easy conversation to start. Preferences make it difficult to discern if what I have recommended is something that you will like and vice versa. Today I will seek to provide information about different dietary options at Disney for anyone that may be vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, or otherwise intolerant of certain foods. Here we go!

From the beginning, I want to make it clear that Disney is probably the most allergy-friendly place I've ever been. They keep service animals in designated hotel rooms/floors so as not to disturb guests with pet allergies, they label consumable goods meticulously, and they even have separate menus for guests with special needs. Their holiday events are allergy-friendly too; the Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween party at Disney World had allergy-friendly options for individuals that needed them. If you're unsure of the ingredients in an item, just ask for a chef consultation and the Cast Member will be more than happy to accommodate. 

For parties with very restrictive diets (4+ allergies in one individual or multiple allergies in a group of individuals), consider making your dining plans at least 14 days in advance and connect with Disney directly at special.diets@disneyworld.com or special.diets@disneyland.com. I'm aware of many cases where the executive chef contacted the families to ensure s/he could create a delicious and enjoyable meal for the family on their reservation date.

Vegetarians and carnivores rejoice! Half quattro formaggi / half pepperoni pizza from Via Napoli (Epcot)

Here are some restaurants with allergy-friendly menus in case you're stumped on where to start:

Magic Kingdom
Cinderella's Royal Table
Columbia Harbour House
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Crystal Palace
Liberty Tree Tavern
Peco Bill's Tall Tale Inn & Cafe
Pinocchio's Village Haus
Plaza Restaurant
Skipper Canteen
Tony's Town Square

Epcot
Akershus Royal Banquet Hall
Biergarten
Coral Reef
Electric Umbrella
Garden Grill
La Hacienda de San Angel
Le Cellier
Liberty Inn
Rose & Crown
Sunshine Seasons

Hollywood Studios
ABC Commissary
Backlot Express
Catalina Eddie's
50s Prime Time Cafe
Hollywood Brown Derby
PizzeRizzo
Rosie's All-American Cafe
Sci-Fi Dine In

Animal Kingdom
Flame Tree Barbecue
Harambe Market
Pizzafari
Restaurantosaurus
Satu'li Canteen
Tiffins
Tusker House
Yak & Yeti

Disneyland
Blue Bayou
Cafe Orleans
Hungry Bear Restaurant
Holly Holiday Bakery Cafe
Rancho del Zocalo
Red Rockett's Pizza Port
Village Haus

California Adventure
Cocina Cucamonga Mexican Grill
Flo's V8 Cafe
Lucky Fortune Cookery
Smokejumpers Grill
Wine Country Trattoria

Dole Whip Float (various locations)

There are also some fantastic snacks to be enjoyed by all! The famous Dole Whip is dairy-free (although it is susceptible to cross-contamination with the vanilla soft-serve machine); the beignets at Port Orleans French Quarter are gluten/dairy/egg-free and vegan, Mickey pretzels are tree nut/peanut/dairy-free, and popcorn is vegan and gluten/dairy/egg-free. Erin McKenna's Bakery NYC in Disney Springs also serves a wide variety of allergy-friendly treats and is definitely worth the hype! There are plenty of other options out there to enjoy, and I am happy to help you find them. Comment below if you need assistance with finding an allergy-friendly restaurant or snack stop and we'll look for solutions together!

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Chase the Disney Blues Away!



Happy holidays, friends! I'm super excited about this post because we will be discussing one of my favorite topics - getting your Disney fix between trips. Let's face it, a Disney vacation is great but the days spent in the Happiest Place on Earth are quite small compared to the rest of the year. Many of us live too far from the parks to visit every day - or even every month - so we have to find other ways to satisfy the Disney craving. I hope this post will give you some ideas of ways to pass the time and please comment if I've missed any of your traditions!

First, it might be an obvious solution but Disney movies are a must. While we're all patiently waiting for Disney to get their streaming service live, you can still find beloved titles on Hulu and Netflix or tune into the family of Disney channels (including Freeform) if you've got a paid service provider. Another option is to build up your own collection; I'm a member of Disney Movie Club but I also check the bargain bins at stores and even browse the DVD section at thrift shops in hopes of finding one of my favorite vaulted titles. Sometimes all you need to get over the Disney blues is a little sing-a-long with the movie!

In addition to watching the movies, I've heard of some creative families that create menus to accompany them. You don't have to make ratatouille for Ratatouille (although you certainly could if you felt inclined) but consider a tea party for Alice in Wonderland or a fancy feast for Beauty and the Beast. It's one way to make the magic of the movies come alive in your home!

If watching videos is your thing, check out YouTube for some of the more consistent vloggers. I prefer to follow DISUnplugged, Prince Charming Dev, and This Orlando Life but there are a lot of vloggers out there that make great videos. Browse for your favorites and set one night every week to catch up on all of the new things happening at Disney!

Everything mentioned to this point is pretty frugal but there are definitely ways to spend money, in true vacation fashion, to get your fix. Shopping is something I try to limit while I'm in the parks but it's inevitable that I'll buy at least one or two souvenirs while I'm there. Thankfully, Disney has made it even easier to buy your favorite souvenir at home (or that thing you meant to buy on vacation and forgot...) by using their Shop Disney Parks app. It doesn't offer everything you can buy in the parks but it has a pretty fantastic selection and it will even give you an advantage to getting some special edition items because you won't have to wait in a physical line to purchase them. The next time you have a craving for Main Street Caramel Popcorn or Mickey Crispy treats, fire up this app and see what it has to offer.

If money is no object at all, there are a few monthly subscription boxes that are sure to delight. I haven't tried any of these boxes myself but you can easily search for them online and find several options. Some are focused on children and others are for pin traders, but you can figure out what fits your preferences. 

And finally, I would be remiss if I didn't mention the wonderful small businesses on Etsy. This is a fantastic place to find other fans that share their love of Disney through crafts and clothes. One of the biggest sellers are Mickey ears, which can be completely customized in thousands of unique ways. I recently received four new ears from various sellers on Etsy and couldn't be more happy with the results!

Last but definitely not least, plan your trip :)  Nothing satisfies my craving for Disney quite like imagining I'm there and deciding what dining, attractions, and resort amenities I'll enjoy. It's pretty much my answer to all of life's stresses and I hope it can do some good for you too. Even if you don't have an upcoming trip, plan a dream vacation and imagine the possibilities. I also plan these types of vacations, especially when I'm dreaming about Tokyo or Paris!

I know I've missed a lot of great ideas here so please share your ideas and let us know how you kick the Disney blues!



Friday, November 10, 2017

Checking In! Disney Resort Roll Call

One of my favorite ways to prepare (or dream!) about a Disney vacation is to consider the different resort options and places I've never stayed. Do you have a favorite resort? Do you prefer Disney World or Disneyland? The best part about Disney resorts it that they're all so unique! In this post, I'll review the places I've stayed in both locations, including upcoming trips, and forecast where I think we'll stay in the future.

Disney World
The resorts at Disney World are difficult to choose between because there are so many of them! I've heard from many families that say cost is the biggest factor in choosing where to stay and I totally understand. As a quick reminder, there are four types of accommodations at Disney World: Value, Moderate, Deluxe, Deluxe Villa (Disney Vacation Club). There's also a higher-level Value resort, Art of Animation, but it's in a category of its own. I'll name the resorts in each category and provide my personal review,  as well as what I've heard/seen from the forums and Disney groups.

  • Value
    • Pop Century: often regarded as the best Value resort, this option is nostalgic with its 1950s-1990s themes. The rooms here recently underwent a refurb and they're even nicer than before! 
    • All-Star Music, Movies, and Sports: these are three resorts that are tied to a single bus line. Getting to-and-from the parks is a nightmare. These resorts often host school groups and tours so they can be noisy and crowded most times of the year.
    • Art of Animation: usually considered the "Value Plus" option, it's a newer resort and immerses guests into the artist experience. It has highly-coveted family suites that offer plenty of room to sprawl out and it boasts the largest pool of all the Disney World resorts!
  • Moderate: 
    • Caribbean Beach: I stayed at this location in 2014 before they made a lot of big updates (changed double full-beds to double queen beds, removed the aquatic rentals, 2017 construction). I love this resort! It sometimes gets a bad review because it is the biggest resort at Disney World and the food court can get quite busy but I like the tropical theme and quiet pools in each 'village'. The resort transportation seemed to be reliable although the buses to the parks were usually very crowded.We stayed in Jamaica and loved the location!
    • Port Orleans - Riverside: this is probably the most popular Moderate resort although it's not my cup of tea. There are guest room buildings reminiscent of plantation-style homes (Magnolia Bend) and other buildings that are more rustic (Alligator Bayou). Magnolia Bend is usually quieter while Alligator Bayou is closer to the action.
    • Port Orleans - French Quarter: I stayed at this location in 2015 and it was a wonderful experience! This is the only place on Disney World property where you can experience the amazing Mickey beignets and celebrate Mardi Gras all year long. French Quarter is much smaller than its sister resort, Riverside, but it's also a lot quieter. French Quarter also features a children's play area that was recently constructed near the pool.
    • Coronado Springs: this resort is often overlooked but is a favorite among its frequent lodgers. Coronado Springs is often considered a business convention hotel and typically caters to business clientele although it's perfectly suitable for vacations, too! It's currently undergoing construction and should be in tip-top shape around 2019.
  • Deluxe Resorts and Deluxe Villas
    • Animal Kingdom Lodge: this is a favorite location for many DVC owners (the deluxe villas part of AKL) because the point costs are low and the opportunity to see safari animals all day is a great perk! Animal Kingdom Lodge is not often a favorite for standard deluxe rooms because the cost is prohibitive and the location is removed from most park experiences. We intend to stay at AKL using our DVC points in 2018 and fully intend to take advantage of being near some of the best food options on property (Sanaa, Jiko, and Boma).
    • Polynesian: a major crowd favorite, Polynesian (affectionately called "Poly" for short) is booked up frequently for DVC owners and demands a hefty price tag for its prime location, beachfront views of MK fireworks, and wealth of dining experiences (plus Dole Whip access!) This is our home DVC resort and we will be staying here in 2018.
    • Grand Floridian: often regarded as the nicest deluxe resort, Grand Floridian can sometimes be too nice for a family vacation. It's too expensive for most families although it has a great location on the monorail with views of MK fireworks.
    • Wilderness Lodge: I like to refer to WL as the "forgotten deluxe" because it seems like nobody ever talks about it! Truthfully, this is my dream resort and I can't wait to stay here although it may be a few years before I can make that happen. It's themed after the Pacific Northwest and offers several DVC deluxe villas, as well, including Boulder Ridge and Copper Creek. Wilderness Lodge is also near the campground, which offers cabins (moderate accommodates) and campsites.
    • Beach Club: this property has the best pool on property (read again: best, not biggest) and a great location on Disney's Boardwalk. It's another crowd favorite although the theme isn't my favorite. It's a quick boat ride or walk to Epcot and Hollywood Studios.
    • Contemporary Resort: I stayed here in 2016 and it was my first Deluxe experience. The theme is often a topic of discussion as most people don't feel it's "Disney-enough". The Mary Blair mural in the lobby is a sight to behold and California Grill is regarded as one of the best signature dining experiences on site. It's got a great view of the MK fireworks and a direct walking path (with its own security checkpoint!) to Magic Kingdom.
    • Yacht Club: this resort is next door to Beach Club although it's often overlooked. It's a quiet resort with all the same transportation options as the other Boardwalk-area locations but it just doesn't garner as much attention. Yacht Club is one of the first Disney resorts to allow dogs to stay onsite with their owners.
    • Boardwalk Inn: I stayed here this year and it was a lackluster experience. The best part of this resort is its proximity to Epcot and the Boardwalk, which is a treasure trove of activity and fun. There are lots of folks that enjoy staying here but just remember that it's a popular wedding destination and you may have to contend with wedding parties and photographers during your stay.
  • Deluxe Villas - not mentioned above
    • most of the Deluxe Villas are attached to Deluxe resorts and offer similar experiences. 
    • Deluxe Villas are DVC properties
    • Saratoga Springs: famous for its expensive treehouses, Saratoga Springs offers quick access to the nearby golf course and serene views of Village Lake. This resort is also near Disney Springs and all of the dining, shopping, and nightlife that you can handle!
    • Old Key West: this is the original DVC property and has the biggest rooms on property. It's also typically the most affordable villa option and has a great pool!
Disneyland
There are currently only three Disneyland resort hotels, although only two of those are Disney originals. A new resort hotel was recently announced, and should be completed by 2021. Unfortunately, the prices of the Disneyland resort hotels are quite high and I would label most of these options "Deluxe". Sometimes Paradise Pier can dip down to "Moderate" prices but it doesn't happen often. All locations are within walking distance to the parks and have great dining options, as well as close proximity to Downtown Disney for additional selection.
  • Paradise Pier: I stayed here earlier this year and enjoyed the experience although it didn't quite feel "Disney" enough. This hotel was originally built separate from Disney and was acquired in 1995. It has a southern California beach vibe and is the furthest walk from the park entrances.
  • Disneyland Hotel: beautiful theme, fantastic pool, Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar, and Downtown Disney access - I can't wait to stay here although it won't be anytime soon. We loved Steakhouse 55!
  • Grand Californian: the super Deluxe hotel option that often demands the highest price. It has direct access to Disney's California Adventure park and has great wedding venues. This is the only DVC property onsite and will be our next accommodation when we return to Disneyland.
That's it for the Disney resorts; I hope I gave enough information to get you interested in one or two properties. Take a look around the Disney websites and check out individual reviews via TripAdvisor, Yelp, and Disney-specific forums/sites. I'm sure you'll find something that feels like 'home'!